Britney Spears to Hillary Clinton: Stop Monopolizing My Press

While the Barack Obama campaign has been struggling to get their message heard above unending the cacophony of “how crazy will Hillary Clinton get” stories, quietly one of America’s biggest tabloid stars has seen her unending fount of press run dry no thanks to Hillary stealing her ink – Britney Spears.
Long the reigning queen of [...]

Clinton Train Wreck Watch 2008: The Hillary Sunset Blvd. Parody (Video!)

As Clinton continues to play limbo with her prestige and public persona – (how low can she go?) – the media claws are coming out in force.  By breaking cardinal rules of politics and deliberately attempting to malign all but presumptive nominee Barack Obama, Hillary will face her comeuppance in spades and deservedly so. [...]

What Medical / Tax Records? Why McCain, Republicans Are Toasting Hillary Right Now! How She Did Her Duty for the Republican Party!

Dominating today’s news!!! Completely saturating the media! Taking up the first 20 minutes of Keith Olbermann John McCain Releases Medical Records / Cindy McCain Releases Tax Returns Hillary Clinton Apologizes for Assassination Gaffe
With Democrats like Hillary, who needs Republicans?!?!? For over a year the Republican’s were devising a way to release [...]

West Virginia Loves Obama After All! UMWA Endorses.

Good news!
The United Mine Workers of America endorsed Barack Obama

Considering West Virginia’s status as a major swing state full of nothing but coal miners (and their wives), this is a major endorsement for Barack Obama. So eat that Hillary!
Full story available in the May 22nd edition of the The Charleston Gazette
The story has some [...]

Kentucky Results Indicate McCain’s Weak Support / Problems With Conservatives

REPUBLICAN PRIMARY ELECTION RESULTS FOR KENTUCKY
McCain 72%
Huckabee 8%
Paul 7%
Uncommitted 5%
Mitt Romney 5%
Rudy Giuliani [...]

“Stick-A-Fork In Her” Tuesday: Hillary’s Toast Tomorrow?

Finally tomorrow we might see Hillary Clinton’s long delusional odyssey come to an end. While I could rap about Hillary for hours, why waste my breath, we all know she’s done with – we’ll let her have a brief Nader moment of psychosis, before scurrying her away.
Sadly, I had mad respect [...]

SNL: McCain Reminds Us How He’s Been Skating By

In case it doesn’t play, here’s the link.
Ha ha. Funny funny. Oh wait, we suddenly realize through the power of sarcasm that McCain has been skating by thanks to the infighting between Democrats. Now that the Wicked Witch of Washington has been banished, McCain’s about to [...]