McSatan’s Spawn: Meet McPrincess Meghan McCain – Twice the Spoiled Rich Kid Paris Hilton Ever Will Be!

This adorable, spoiled Louis Vuitton toting celebutant is John McCain’s 4th child, but is really his 1st child from the marriage he wants everyone to remember.

This charming spawn of McSatan and his Ice Princess wife lives the good life… Designer everything, luxury New York loft bought and paid for by Mommy (and her kept man hubby McCain), private jet flights, no current job to speak of except “campaign Princess.” She makes Paris Hilton look low rent!  (and the Hatchet Man should know, he used to ghost write for the heiress herself)  

And now she’s helping Daddy get elected so she can get the coveted slot as First Daughter!  Take that Paris and Heidi Montag!  You better support Obama or you’ll have new competition for that cover space on In Touch Weekly!   

Never mind the fact that she voted John Kerry in 2004 and is a self described social liberal, she got properly brain washed (with peroxide) such that she finally switched affiliation from Independent to Republican this week! (I think the threat of getting cut off probably had something to do with it)

But let’s take a look at the life of Meghan McCain through a slideshow of pictures taken from her blog McCainBlogette.com

1)  Here’s darling little Meghan being chaffeured to a campaign jet, with souvenirs from her Everglades “fun in the sun” trip.   (She says it was a climate change event…riiiight… I saw the accompanying pictures racing around on pontoon boats and working on her tan… I’m sure she’ll be roughing it in Alaska for that next climate change events soon, right?)  Isn’t the spoiled life taxing???

Spoiled rich socialite Meghan McCain being chauffeured around, Louis Vuitton bag in tow

2)  Sometimes its exhausting having Mommy and Daddy pay your way through life!  After so much fun in the Florida Sun, sometimes McPrincess needs to kick back in a luxury hotel suite and enjoy the simple pleasures of life, like a room-service grilled cheese sandwich.  Just like Mom’s personal chef made back home!    

Its hard work being a rich celebuspawn!  Meghan McCain enjoys R&R and room service at her luxury Florida Hotel suite

3)  Some people might criticize Meghan McCain for being born with a silver spoon in her mouth, but they’re forgetting about the golden plates that accompanied the silverware!  Like at this banquet for Daddy.  With so much opulence and the frequency of $5,000 a plate meals, who can blame a daughter for packing away a bit of junk in the trunk!   

Meghan McCain dinner... Born with a silver spoon in her mouth to accompany those golden plates

4)  Sometimes being a rich American Princess can be so lonely!  Its hard to find other people who relate to the life challenges that come when everything is handed to you on a plate!  Thankfully, there are others like Meghan who grew up in the wealthy aristocracy and benefited from their family’s name… like Donatella Versace.  OMG, here the two of them are sharing their kinship!  I can only speculate what was discussed, but I’m sure they traded hair bleaching techniques, bet each other whose dress is more expensive, and discussed Meghan’s career path as a fashion designer, which Donatella had to keep from laughing at.  

Uber rich socialite Meghan McCain mingles with those who really understand her, Donatella Versace

 

Meet a McCain Supporter: Sue Everhart

From the Atlanta Journal Constitution: State GOP Chair: McCain ‘kind of like Jesus.’

Today’s McCain Supporter: Sue Everhart

Columbus — Georgia Republican Party chairwoman Sue Everhart said Saturday that the party’s presumed presidential nominee has a lot in common with Jesus Christ.

“John McCain is kind of like Jesus Christ on the cross,” Everhart said as she began the second day of the state GOP convention. “He never denounced God, either.”

Everhart was praising McCain for never denouncing the United States while he was being tortured as a prisoner of war in Vietnam.

The sad part of this story, she wasn’t joking. The other sad part of the story, she’s dead wrong. McCain did break and did denounce America. Do a little fact checking Sue.

Meet a McCain Supporter

Today’s Meet a McCain supporter…

Rooster Newton

“American gun lovers feeling under fire”

There is a sense that no matter how the 2008 U.S. presidential election campaign shakes out, freedom is again under threat – the freedom to pack heat and defend home and loved ones with lethal force.

Forget American freedom.

This is worldwide freedom because governments that have taken firearms away from their citizens are at the root of all global evil.

Just ask Rooster Newton, a 53-year-old from Bardstown, Ky., peering out from under a cap that reads “Smart Ass White Boy” as he speaks to a reporter.

“It is the one freedom we’ve got,” says Newton, who owns 68 guns. “All the world’s troubles are because people have had their firearms taken away from them, they have no way to protect themselves and they’re left throwing rocks at people with guns.”

68 guns? All the freedom we’ve got? Maybe if Rooster wasn’t up to his eye balls in fire arms, he could explore a few other freedoms… you know the kinds that Iraqi’s don’t have, like walking down the street without being stopped by a foreign invasion force enforcing curfew… I’m just saying, I could understand owning 68 guns for your protection in Basra, but not Bardstown, KY. (But I won’t even feign movement to take anyone of em away from ol’ Rooster)

Ironically enough, for all the hoopla made about McCain v. Obama regarding gun ownership and the 2nd Ammendment – they’re basically the same candidate. Both oppose junk guns, are for bans on certain assault weapons, and support local and state jurisdictions rights to sensible gun restrictions. If anything, it can be argued that Obama’s position on federal 2nd amendment issues are more gun friendly than those of McCain, but its enough conjecture to render a toss up.

(For the record, The Hatchet Man loves the shooting range, especially the hoakey Bin Laden target you can pick)