Try to Picture McCain Drawing This Crowd (Obama is God)

Barack Obama spoke in from of a massive throng of followers on the banks of the Sea of Galilee at Waterfront Park in Portland, Ore. I didn’t think the second coming of Jesus could pull 75,000 people in Portland Oregon much less a political candidate. (And that’s not blasphemy, JC’s been suffering politically due to his frequent associations with George Bush. Its been hurting Christ’s numbers in the Blue States and he’s been sure to stop taking Bush’s prayers just to distance himself.)

Raises the question … is there anywhere in the world McCain would be this big of a draw? Who really wants to come out to see a crotchety old man past his prime ramble on about less government and medicare. You could pack the kids in the mini-van and go see grandpa in the nursing home and get the same experience as seeing McCain.

This picture tells you why Obama will win the race. One word. Hope.

(Later a Barack staffer went up to him, told him they ran out of loaves and fishes, and Obama waved his hands, and everyone ate for a week.)

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